Welcome to Spoonheads! We’re so glad you’re here. And by “here,” we mean on our site. Not like, physically in the same room as us. That would be weird.
Before you start exploring our site, we want to let you know that we take your privacy very seriously. We know you have a lot of choices when it comes to spoon-related content, and we’re honored that you chose us.
First things first: we will never share your personal information with anyone. Like, ever. We’re not even sure why you would give it to us in the first place, but if you do, it’s safe with us.
We also want to make sure you understand that we use cookies. Not the delicious, chocolate chip kind (although we do love those). We use the kind that helps us understand how our site is being used, so we can make it better for you.
Speaking of making things better, we may use your personal information to send you promotional emails or notifications. But don’t worry, we won’t spam you. We promise.
We may also use your personal information for internal research and analytics. But don’t worry, we won’t be studying you like some kind of science experiment.
We may also use your personal information to personalize your experience on our site. But don’t worry, we won’t be stalking you or anything creepy like that.
If you sign up for an account on Spoonheads, we will ask for some personal information. But don’t worry, we won’t be asking for your social security number or anything crazy like that.
We may also use your personal information to improve our site, products, and services. But don’t worry, we won’t be using it to create a spoonhead army or anything like that.
We may also use your personal information to provide customer support. But don’t worry, we won’t be calling you at 3am or anything like that.
We may also use your personal information to enforce our terms of service. But don’t worry, we won’t be sending the spoonhead police after you or anything like that.
We may also use your personal information to comply with legal requirements. But don’t worry, we won’t be turning you in for having a spoon for a head or anything like that.
We may also use your personal information to protect the rights, property, or safety of Spoonheads, our users, or others. But don’t worry, we won’t be using it to create a spoonhead secret society or anything like that.
We may also use your personal information for any other purpose that we may disclose to you at the time we collect your information. But don’t worry, we won’t be using it for world domination or anything like that.
We may also disclose your personal information if we are required to do so by law or if we believe that such action is necessary to comply with legal processes. But don’t worry, we won’t be turning you in for having a spoon for a head or anything like that.
We may also disclose your personal information to any other third party with your prior consent. But don’t worry, we won’t be selling your information to the highest bidder or anything like that.
We may also disclose your personal information in the event of a merger, acquisition, or sale of all or a portion of our assets. But don’t worry, we won’t be turning Spoonheads into a soul.